A sketch - The Chat

So I have had a disagreement over the inclusion of a sketch in a radio show. I think it's hilarious. They don't think it'll work. Judge for yourself.

Note that the two main voices sound like lower class chav style voices.

The Chat

Ringing...

Dazza: Hello is that-

Jase: Dazza?!

Dazza: Jase? IS that you?

Jase: Oh mate! How’s it going? What’s up man?

Dazza: Oh this is mental! Haven’t spoken to you in what...a while. God!

Jase: Yeah so what’s going on dude?

Dazza: Well you know, this and that. Got a new bird on the go. Clarissa. She’s top man.

Jase: Ace.

Dazza: Yeah and err...living in Weston Road. Nice little place there. Hooked up the old hi-fi the other day. Pretty sweet.

Jase: Nice, nice...

Dazze: So what about you Jase, me old man? How’s it going?

Jase: Oh mate! Oh mate, OH MATE! What can I say? Life is good! Got a kid!

Dazza: A kid?

Jase: Yeah! With Gemma. Felix. He’s cute as hell. Ah man.

Dazza: That’s great! Proper good, dude.

Jase: Yeah...oh God we should have a beer!

Dazza: Yeah, that’d be awesome. Oh man! My old buddy Jase on the phone! (to someone else) My old buddy Jase! Come say hi..come on.

Lisa: I don’t want..hello?

Jase: Haha! Oh God! Hello?

Pause.

Dazza: Me again mate! Oh that’s Lisa! Work colleague. Oh she’s scowling at me now. Proper scowling! Ah she’s mental.

Jase: Classic mate, classic.

Dazza: Yeah! So where were we?

Jase: A beer!

Dazza: Yes! Do you still know Ricky B?

Jase: Yeah.

Dazza: Text him man. He’s got my number. I mean I should probably be telling you about this thing anyways.

Jase: Oh, I guess so then. What’s the deets?

Dazza: (suddenly serious) right we need an ambulance over to 43 Wellington Road. Possible cardiac arrest. 50 year old male with breathing problems and we need an ambulance there quick.

Jase: On my way.




So that's it. Maybe I'm biased but I think the punchline is really pretty strong. But I want to know...It doesn't make to much difference as I'm taking it to Edinburgh but yeah...