Another Hitler based joke thing.

Last night I had a bit of a stand up style joke.

I'll see if I can tell it well.

Basically...it goes like this.

"People always seem to stereotype others based on their creative impulses. Something like 'not a hard worker because they have chosen to have a tattoo on their forehead'. Something like that. But I think this is harsh. I mean it may be true, but you only need to look at one man to prove it wasn't. Adolf Hitler. Look at what he achieved and he was a lazy shaver. Imagine if he wasn't so casual with regards to so many things; so haphazard about his own personal facial hair. Think about what he could have done if he put his mind to it and actually tried once in a while..."

So it was something like that. Basically riffing along the lines of Hitler not shaving meaning he was lazy and what could have been...

Over and out.

The TK Maxx Experience

I should also add that as well as being busy with Edinburgh stuff, I have a new blog on tumblr.

It is simply called, 'The TK Maxx Experience' and maybe when I get round to it, it won't look as rubbish as it currently does. However, it is the content that matters more in a blog, not what it looks like. I believe it was Marlon Brando who said that. Maybe.

Anyway, it gets updated once a day by yours truly, with a photo of something crap that I have photographed in TK Maxx. It was inspired by my post about TK Maxx on March 31st.

Enjoy.

The TK Maxx Experience

Just Say Yes

Well, I haven't written anything the past few weeks because I am busy writing the sketches for Edinburgh, which I won't post here because some aren't completed and...yeah.

Anyway, I came up with a novel idea for a 100% complete rape eradication from the world the other day. It could have a a marketing campaign and everything. The slogan is simply, "Just say yes."

If everyone said yes to every request for someone to sleep with them, there would be no rape to speak of and a huge decrease in crime. Genius, I think you'll agree. With absolutely no problems at all.

Alternatively, my other slogan for this campaign was, "Rape them back." in order to give the bullies a taste of their own medicine. both slogans work well I think and were I pushing for PM at the moment, this would be in my manifesto.

Brown, Cameron, Clegg...you know what to do.