Just Say Yes

Well, I haven't written anything the past few weeks because I am busy writing the sketches for Edinburgh, which I won't post here because some aren't completed and...yeah.

Anyway, I came up with a novel idea for a 100% complete rape eradication from the world the other day. It could have a a marketing campaign and everything. The slogan is simply, "Just say yes."

If everyone said yes to every request for someone to sleep with them, there would be no rape to speak of and a huge decrease in crime. Genius, I think you'll agree. With absolutely no problems at all.

Alternatively, my other slogan for this campaign was, "Rape them back." in order to give the bullies a taste of their own medicine. both slogans work well I think and were I pushing for PM at the moment, this would be in my manifesto.

Brown, Cameron, Clegg...you know what to do.

Offensive? Maybe. True? Absolutely.

I don't know if anyone else thinks this but I think you may start thinking it now if you never have before.

Basically, I often watch the news and quite often, far more often than there should really be, there is a story about rape and I think, 'Oh that's pretty bad.' And then they show a picture of the victim of the rape and my thought process changes to '...really?'

More often than not, the victim of the rape really isn't that fantastic looking which completely confuses me. If you were going to rape, and I don't advise you do, you may as well go out on a high. But most of the time I sit there questioning who the hell would rape...that.

I know it sounds harsh, and that's because it is. But then life is harsh. And that's the beauty of it.

So from my investigations, what I can gather is basically if you do not want to be raped, make yourself look stunning and out of the rapist's league. Since they clearly have leagues and it seems to stop at Conference level.