"Trust Me...

...I'm a doctor."

Well a random thought just hit me.

Did that phrase ever change when Harold Shipman was around?

"I can't trust you."
"You can! Trust me, I'm a doc- oh no. I know what it is. It's the fact I killed all those people isn't it?"

Yes Harold, yes it is. There's a joke in here somewhere but I am too tired to work out where.

Heckler Comeback

I was going to update this with a long post earlier but forgot. by forgot, I truly mean forgot everything it was going to say. So until I have more time, this will have to do.

Basically it is a heckler comeback. So imagine someone has just shouted, "I hate you" at me, or something more offensive.

"By the way I think I forgot to mention. I have rules with regards to heckles. It's just one rule basically. I don't respond to heckle made my inbred retards so unfortunately I am going to have to let that heckle slide. It's only fair."