Joke - Opening Line

Here is an opening line I think might work in order to get the audience on your side instantly.

"Hello, I just want to start by saying that you are all very good looking people. You are probably sitting there thinking that i say this to every audience and , well, you would be right. But I want to go on to say that I actually think you are better looking than God. Some think this is a controversial thing for me to say but we all know that God made man in his own image and all I am going to say is evolution happens for a reason."

Not sure if my last line though should be:

"God made man in his own image and we all know what our ancestors looked like." (Optional "Horrendous" after a long pause.)

So that is that.