General Knowledge

I'm good with general knowledge. I am. It's mostly useless stuff but I seem to have a knack for remembering it. I say useless...a friend told me that it's really very useful for any pub quizzes I happen to do. Which is true. Who knows, maybe one day I'll go for broke and get onto 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' and end up winning a million pounds.

They'll ask me how I managed it at such a young age and I shall reply that it was destiny. Only minor problem is that if it is my destiny it makes for a much less interesting film than Slumdog Millionaire - the reveal of how i know every answer will just be me at various stages of my life, bored, alone and scrolling through Wikipedia. Naturally I'm very embarrassed about this geeky side to me so whenever anybody happens to ask what I do when I'm home alone and bored whilst surfing the internet, I tell them I'm wanking. Potential embarrassing situation - averted!