Dexter and Serial Killer Porn

A random routine for you here:

I’ve recently been getting into a new show. It’s called Dexter. I don’t know if you’ve seen it. It’s about a blood spatter analyst for the Miami Metro police department and by night he kills people who deserve it, frankly. It’s American, so unfortunately only Americans seem to feel his blade. That sounds like a sexual innuendo, it’s not meant to. It’s not porn. Well, it’s not porn for anyone but aspiring serial killers just watching at home...sitting there...naked with their knives...I digress. The point of this was meant to be about who he’d kill if it was a British version – chavs, MP’s, Joe Pasquale. But now I have created an image so god-awful in all your minds I feel I’m gonna have to add myself to that list. Ooh Dexter...imagine an book of serial killer porn? Some would say that's a pretty niche market to write about. And an audiobook too! In the voice of Stephen Fry or Andrew Sachs. ‘Ooh Dexter’ He said, whilst caressing the knife in his hand...

I literally just wrote that as I went. I think it shows.